Monday Story!
Cherry Pie..
(That’s not it either is it??)
Today I don’t have a funny story that has happened recently. BUT!!
I bring you the infamous..
The Bunny Story
Written by me lol. It’s the best story I have ever made up.
Well…..forced to make up. My best friend made me tell a story. Make it up as I went. Ugh.
Torture.
Anyway.
Here it is…FYI….You best put seatbelts on your ears….eyes? because I’m about to knock your socks off.
The Bunny Story
“Once upon a time…
There was….a….bunny
And he was, umm..
Fluffy!
Yes, he was a fluffy bunny…
Well he was kind of chubby too.
He was a chubby bunny!! Haha!
It’s funny see, because of that…
..Marshmallow game….Anyways!!!
Umm, the fluffy, chubby bunny, (Snort) haha…
Made friends with this…
Watch! Yes, he made friends with a watch and he…
Invited him over for tea.
And..
A chocolate cube…comes and drinks it…
Right out of their cups..
Because it was an evil chocolate cube you see.
The bunny is a warm chocolatey brown color, with big long ears…
Yeah, anyways.
They’re like, “That wasn’t very nice.”
And the chocolate cube just drank their remaining tea…Just. Drank it.
(No. Way.)
I know!! So..
The bunny and the watch, decide they need to save the planet from this tea abuser.
So…they….
Umm, go get..
Cheese.
Yeah, and so..
In conclusion, bunnies, watches, chocolate….cheese.
Sir, I give you the Swiss.”
-The End-
It was amazing…..wasn’t it? (smug grin)
Liars.
It was awful. But I did actually write a really cute story once. It was an English assignment back in highschool.
Ooookaay, I’ll share it for next week.
(oh goodie..)
Yes, so…
Stay Fluffy.
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