Monday Story

Ha, haa, HAA!

We are Victories!

I just defeated a cricket.


It woke me up the butt-crack of dawn and was chirping and chirping and…chirp-ing.

The little fiend was hiding in my heater….you know, those down along the wall…where you always lose tiny valuables…


I kept my cool, tried luring it out to show it’s hideous face so I could smash it with a hammer…

Okay maybe it didn’t work…

And maybe I didn’t really keep my cool…

Okay I yelled at it!

And whined a little, but that’s beside the point!

The point is I got it!!!

The little butt-head didn’t know what was coming.

…Rubbing alcohol.

That’s right.

HA! Ha, HAA!!

Fist-ah pumps!

I am the Master Commander!

Stay Fierce.


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