Technology Is Only Out to Kill You In A Lake..

Plethora.

Technology…

HmHmHMM….

It’s sneaky.

So, for today’s story. Yes…it’s about technology and it’s…murderous ways.

I was on a road-trip. With a friend, okay.

And we, we decided to use a GPS.

Short for, Geographical-Personalized-Stupidity.

We went into the Settings, and changed the voice….I don’t even know….something about wanting male company..? *cough*

So, the name of the voice was…

Daniel.

Daniel *loathsome expression*…

We were looking for a place  to eat…minding our own business, K.

And Daniel says which directions and turns to go. So..

According to his “calculations” we were almost there.

Until…

He says out of nowehere…

“Recalculating”

Color our faces surprised.

He then proceeds to tell us to…

Turn left…

We look

and all that is there is a boat ramp….to, you know…back your boat into the water….

He wanted to inflict harm on us….maybe…maybe we were pushing his buttons….ha…haa haa…(get it?…pushing his….because he….forget you!! That was funny -.-)

I mean what’s next?? Web cams…coming to life….and BAM!

It’s a fork.

Technology…..It doesn’t even let you sneeze.

Not properly anyway. You’ll be in Chat or some such thing, and type “*sneeze*”….it comes out “*snooze.*”

Why?

Because it wants you to fall asleep so it can off you.

(Plethora….plethora…..you know, I really like that word. It just sort of, rolls off the tongue. No…a word I really like is “booth”……ha, haa, HAA! Booth. There are a lot of types of booths out there….)

Sure….it’s a fork…then OHMYGOSH It’s Megatron’s mini me!

And then how are you going to sneeze??

(Toll Booth, Control Booth, Telephone Booth, Ticket Booth, Isolation Booth..)

You wouldn’t!…..You darn right wouldn’t!

(Photo Booth, Voting Booth, Diner Booth..)

Technology…we all know we use it obsessively because we’re bored…

So…

Stay Bored.

Like this…

(…No…)

(It was Megatron calling….he wants his phone-bot back…)

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