Smokin’ Hunk of Love…and Food

Howdy, to…you…

My followers…(relishing the Voldemort moment….)

I have a story….well….the girls will appreciate it….

Guys, most likely not….

Unless, you will…in which case…

ANYWAYS!

Yeah, so, I’m not that type to post things about “how lunch was” blah blah blah…it’s stupid, and let’s be honest….nobody cares. And nor am I the kind to do this..

BUT!

Ha, haa, HAA! Mmmm…..Let. Me. Just. Tell. You. This!..

Lunch……HmHmHmm! Lunch…was excellent.

A friend of the family took my granny and I out for lunch today. Mexican restaurant.

Good food, service wasn’t that great….but, whew! I would do it all over again……gratefully….excitedly….pleasing..ly….

(I would be happy.)

I’ll tell you why.

The waiter…..the waiter.

The waiter was…MM! He was…a smokin’ hunk of love…cute-sweety-pie-stud-muffin…..Beef Cake…..a meaty mouth full…sparkle-baby-sugar-lumps…..

(He was good looking.)

Ha, haa, HA!…..yes!

And he had that accent…..I could just….listen to him say, “fart” all day and not get sick of it, that’s how good it was.

(He smelled good too…)

It was a good day. *come-hither expression/smirk*

(Not that…”fart” reminded me how good he smells…..)

Oh, and I got mini gummy bears today as well…

(You know what I mean!!)

Good start off for the summer. Totally good.

So, you know…I just thought I’d share….

To the guys reading this-….You’re making fun of me….I feel you judging me…

No, no, you, you know what!….just go ahead and laugh, smirk…. guffaw if you must.

BUT! Just remember…..that, THAT…that, right there. Is why this post isn’t about you….(yeah….oh yeah….I went there.)

Ha….haa, haha…..this is just the most absurd post in the absurd history of absurd posts. Haha!

So you know,

Stay….(frosty….)….Suave…

And keep smiling…

 

 

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7 Responses to “Smokin’ Hunk of Love…and Food”

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