Archive for May, 2013

Don’t Let Grannies Drive…VI-Deo of the Week

Posted in Video of the Week with tags , , , , on May 31, 2013 by everythingbyalways

People,

Humans…

….Non-Robotic…

Real…Fleshoids.

Yes, you.

..Hi. *smile and curt nod*

I went yard-saling.

Awesome..

Awesome, day.

It rained and hailed…

It was just…

HmHmHMM..

It was something.

But no, I uh….

I found a lot of good treasures of the trove…

A lot of things for art creations and not-what.

The terrific….splendidly, just…

Fun, part of it all was…

The driving.

Yes.

My granny was in the passenger seat, and our friend was driving.

Here they are just, buddying it up, laughing, chatting, the works..

And you know, the next Turn would come up.

Granny would be all, “Turn…Here! Now.”

They carried this on for….pssh….

Ages.

Finally, it just got to the point where the Dear Friend just started….

Chicago Driving.

Ha, Haa, HAA!

Yeah!

*Fista-Pumps*

I mean….just…

Epic…Epic Ueys….

All, the while, all that came to mind was…

This video…

Yes yes…

We all know….That, lady…

Stay Buckled.

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SUR-Prise!….Well..

Posted in SUR-PRISE with tags , , , , , on May 30, 2013 by everythingbyalways

Hola,

Como estas, y tu?

(Not even the correct way to say it…)

Hater.

Heeeeeeyyy….

People.

SUR-Prise! It’s…

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I know you all want the sur-prise

Because…

You all love my sur-prises.

HahaaHAA!

I realize my Sur-prise Thursdays are….well, lame.

So, the furture..Fur…..FE-UU-TURE..

Sur-prise Thursdays will be…

Better.

But until then…lameness is mine.

So…Today’s Su-Prise is…

Surprised Kitty, yes-yes.

It’s so cute it’s disgusting.

Seriously, it’s like…

Here’s some

realgarbage

To enjoy while watching.

Yeah….I went there.

(But the kitty is cute…)

Yes.

The kitty..

Is cute.

Stay Surprised.

I have a nice…”Bond” with art…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 29, 2013 by everythingbyalways

HmHmHMM

Art day!

…Post

Art Post Day!

*Fista-Pumps*

So, call me a loser but

I just watched Skyfall this past week.

(HA, ha, ha, HAA!)

I know…

(Ha, haa, HAA!)

Ok, I get it!

(…*cough*…)

I’m a little behind but we can all agree

It was a pretty good movie.

Unexpected beginning, turn of events, twist, physical injury damage…nice. Overall, good movie.

(Those are your standards??….)

So, today’s artified, artfully, arted, art is…

(….You sicken me)

Yes I know, Bond…

James Bond

Bond

Stay Charming.

“After Earth” Movie Review Tuesday

Posted in Book Review (or Movie) with tags , , , , , on May 28, 2013 by everythingbyalways

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Today is a movie review!!

Yaaaaaa…..aaayyyy…..*mockingly*

It’s my fav-orite, oh boy…

(liar…)

So…

Movie review…

I know last week I did one on a movie coming out this Friday…

So I probably should do a different release date…

(But we all know I suck at this..)

(And I think we all know that I’m really not that qualified to be a Movie Reviewer.)

SO, I will!

After Earth

Coming out this Friday, May 31st

…Let’s just be grateful that the spiders didn’t grow…

Could you imagine….

Fighting off Aragog and his children off…

In real life??

(No thank you)

HmHmHMM..

I concur.

Stay…Hailed…

(…*shakes head*…)

 

It’s A Monday…(Soo….Story)

Posted in Stories with tags , , , , , on May 27, 2013 by everythingbyalways

Hhh-ola

(lame entrance…*sigh*)

Have you ever laid down your phone or ipod or whatever mobile device to may possess, and by the time you pick it up you notice…..

Oh….my friend left a message for you in your, “notes” app…

…but the thing is, you don’t actually see it until…2 years later..

*cough*

Well, I happen…to have..

You know, have….had…

It happened to me!

The message…is just…ha, haa, ha…

It’s weird.

So, I figured I’d share it with you…

“Alloha!

How are you?

I am good!

I love you!

You’re my friend!

I hope…

My name is Doug 😉

Woooohooooo!

Parle vous Francais?

J’aime la glace’!

Woohoo!

Chicken chicken chicken!!!!

Uummmpppaaaaa lumpa!

Bye bye! 🙂 ”

(…I wish I could say I followed that train of thought…)

Mm, me too…I just want to know how they got from chicken to umpa-lumpa so fast…

Stay Sharp.

(…after that, I think we all wish to stay sharp…)

My thoughts, yes…

 

Friday Vi-Deo of the Week

Posted in Video of the Week with tags , , , , , on May 24, 2013 by everythingbyalways

Congrats! You made it to, yet another, post of mine. 

You’re weeelcome, 😉

So, it’s Friday..

Not quite the weekend, but almost there.

This week’s vi-deo, is…yes, old. But it makes me extremely…happy. 

(…liar, you just found it…)

*cough*

It’s an old clip from one of Starkid’s earlier productions. 

It’s from their Lord of the Rings parody. 

I’ll just shut up and let you watch it..

(..about time)

(Caution: @ minute mark 1:14…there is a swear. So…you know…cover your ears, hold on to your teeth, or skip to after that…because, it’s not bleeped out. Apologies.)

*…dieing…*

Nick Lang (voice of Gollum) is just incredible. 

(well he writes their scripts so…duh psh)

Amazing…

Stay Riddled.

(…haha, i see what you did there…very….clever…)

 

Sur-Prise…Thurs…Thursday??

Posted in SUR-PRISE with tags , , , , , on May 23, 2013 by everythingbyalways

Hold on to your teeth…

Because this sur-prise will blow your shoes off.

(You’re such a mustard…)

The sur-prise…..

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Sun-Shiny-Warm-Weather!….

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Delicious Food….Of which you will never get into your tummy, no matter how long you look at this screen…

Aaaaannnndd……

Jesus

Woop!

So….that sur-prise….woo

Something, huh?

Summer

Food

and Love..

Who do you know can give you a present like that??

Through the internet?…

(…My mom…?..)

That’s right! 

No one!

That should be…

…That should be a super power.

HA, haa, HAA!…

(…Rev it down…)

And it shall be called

Deliverance. 

*Grin*….That’s right.

(…*sigh*…)

So, uh, enjoy the Sur-prise…that you really didn’t get…

And…

Stay Delivered.

(….~no comment~….)